i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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