The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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