): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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