I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he quoted the bible to break up with me
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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