your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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