Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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