Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
