I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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