We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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