So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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