New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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