am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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