i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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