You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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