Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
