I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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