help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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