I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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