just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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