..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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