my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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