I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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