I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How's work?
Spinning.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Randomize
