Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
