its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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