Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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