I like my sex mixed with concussions.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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