my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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