my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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