You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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