dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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