Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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