yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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