1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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