My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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