I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
