Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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