We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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