Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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