it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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