Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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