the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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