Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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