I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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