If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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