Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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