That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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