hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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