Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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