TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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