just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
the day after is always just damage control
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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