I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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