dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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