So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Say something about gay babies.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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